As some of you know, my position in TWW is GM of Recruitment. When we initially had our meeting deciding who was going to handle what, I volunteered for what I saw as the most important INITIAL goal of TWW: to grow in quality and quantity. Without many friends to play or what with, what’s the fun? Without people to help you out or to have enough friends to run Kara together, what’s the point of a guild? So I’ve been working on building our numbers up by recruiting as often as I can.
However, recruitment isn’t just my job — it’s all of yours. If you want to see TWW grow into one of the BEST casual guilds in WoW, it can’t be just up to me. You should always be looking for unguilded folk that are friendly, mature and fun — and you should always talk to them about how great TWW is and why they might consider joining up. All of us PUG, and those are good opportunities to look for quality players that could use a new home.
I also spend time recruiting in /1 general chat of whatever zone I’m in, or in /2 trade channel in cities (I know it’s a bit tacky, but sending a /2 message SPARINGLY sends a message to five cities instead of one zone). I guess I’m sort of well-known for humorous or offbeat recruit ads, and every week I try to write up a few more so they don’t get stale. I’m about to retire the following ads, but if you want to take them and use them on your own initiative, be my guest!
<Time Well Wasted> is family-friendly, alt-friendly, casual-friendly, and insane-friendly. Just because we worship a giant squirrel named Totti doesn’t mean you shouldn’t join up and serve with pride! PST for more info.
<Time Well Wasted> has been through the Dark Portal and promptly enlisted in the Burning Legion. It’s like the French Foreign Legion, but with more brimstone. Join <TWW> and make sure you’re on the winning side of the future… today!
<Time Well Wasted> has weathered Barrens chat, deathcoil, Chuck Norris, Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the U.S.S. Enterprise and every iteration of the word “noob”. Join us, and together we will rule the galaxy!
Join <Time Well Wasted> and access our exclusive guild hall! We’ve named it Ironforge and it’s stocked with vendors, eye candy and a hot tub to call our very own! <TWW> – We don’t let a lack of guild features stop us.
Take your gameplay to the next level! Er… actually, take a few steps back. Kick up your feet. Stop the grind and join the coolest laid-back guilds in the land! It’s “cool” to call yourself “cool”. PST for more info about <Time Well Wasted>.
<Time Well Wasted> is a guild tag that you can be PROUD of wearing. It’s built Ford tough, tastes like the San Fransisco treat, and is now made with 10% fruit juice! Check out the zany guild from Zimbabwe — PST for info!
<Time Well Wasted> is looking for a few off-kilter men and women who are dedicated to having a FUN time in the face of grinds and endless raids. Join us for a fresh perspective on a wonderful game! PST for info.
Join <Time Well Wasted>, and you’ll receive your own personal manservant, a complimentary mint on your hearthstone every night, and utilize a guild timeshare condo located in Onixya’s lair*. (*Okay, we lied. But we’re a pretty cool guild anyway! PST.)
<Time Well Wasted> has 40-manned a Sense of Humor, and lived to tell the tale! We have downed Boredom and looted [EPIC] ways of having fun! PST for more info!
<Time Well Wasted> is Chicken Soup for the Guild’s Soul — smooth, comforting and full of nutritous bits of non-flying foul. PST to get YOUR taste!
It bested the Boogeyman. It said “Candy Man” three times and lived. It even outlasted the Spice Girls, Britney Spears and Furby. It’s… <Time Well Wasted>, the guild that ain’t afraid of your personal demons! PST for more info.
WoW shouldn’t be work, and <Time Well Wasted> is stepping up to fight against the mindless grind and obsession over loot. Join the guild with the smokey flavor and genuine sense of fun — PST to learn more!
Ever danced with a gnome in the pale moonlight? Done the boogie woogie with a tauren until you were lactose intolerant? Either way, if you’ve read this far, you’re the guildie for us! <Time Well Wasted> — we’re here to party.
<Time Well Wasted> puts hair on your chest. Builds character. Turns you from zero to hero. Takes putty and molds pure steel. Will help you build perfect abs using our patent 10g system. TWW is the guild that changed my life, and it can change yours!
<Time Well Wasted> is so masculine that our gnomes fall face-first under the weight of their chest hair. <Time Well Wasted> is so feminine that we know the mysteries of THAT aisle in the drug store. <Time Well Wasted> – our only gender is Awesome!
Lost? Confused? Struggling with the effects of athlete’s foot? <Time Well Wasted> understands, and we’re here if you need a hug. First one is free, the second one cost you your SOUL. Or a donut. Join today!
WoW is more than just grinding, and <Time Well Wasted> knows that! Join us for squirrel discussions, scavenger hunts, BASE jumping and more! PST for info.
Are you casual and quirky? Join <Time Well Wasted>, where we all have a 300 lethargy skill! PST for info.
Do you miss having fun in WoW? Need a guild that’s your friends, support group, mommy AND crazy uncle Larry all in one? Join <Time Well Wasted> and see what you’re missing! PST for info.
Squirrel worship. Frank discussions about gnome psychology. Suicide charges into The Undercity. An alt-a-holic meeting on Thursday nights. <Time Well Wasted> knows how to get you to 200 days /played without losing your sanity. PST for info!
We’re ALL nuts. And the squirrels know it. Your only hope for survival is to join <Time Well Wasted> and learn the ancient lore of Lotus Squirrel Repulsion. PST to start your revolution today!