Gnomes rock! 10 reasons why.
Ever since the launch of World of Warcraft, it’s been the fashionable trend to engage, from time to time, in a healthy bout of gnome-bashing. The shield of tolerance does not cover Azeroth’s smallest intelligent race, as talk of gnome punting, consuming gnomes, and hollowing out gnomes to use as candle holders continues even to this day. Let’s face it: so many, many people despise gnomes.
Good. I’m glad. These people will die in a fire that my little 2-foot-tall gnome creates with only an effort of the will, writhing in pain and itching before the merciful end arrives.
As you can tell, I’m a gnome lover. As much as others hate the little fellas, I’m a staunch supporter of all things gnome. My main’s a gnome warlock, who has a 390 in gnomish engineering, and often times I’m the only short stuff in a given raid. Perfect. That’s the way I like it.
So today, instead of spreading spittle-fueled ignorant hatred toward THE GREATEST ALLIANCE RACE THAT MIGHT AS WELL BE THEIR OWN FACTION, FOR HOW AWESOME THEY ARE, I’m going to rectify past ills by posting a list of 10 reasons why gnomes simply rock.
1. It’s awesome to root for the underdog.
People love underdogs, cheering them on to win out over superior odds, and what race fits that profile more than gnomes?  The more you hate on gnomes, the more underdoggish they become (“If you strike me down, I shall come back stronger yet a bit more ghostly.”). Nobody expects gnomes to be anything other than Santa’s elves, tinkering away at advanced toys… so when a daring gnome adventurer goes toe-to-toe with Illidan himself, it’s a triumph of the little guy over the many Goliaths in WoW.
2. The mounts… oh, the mounts!
Oh, you have a pony? A goat, er, ram? A cute widdle kiddy cat? Dumbo? Sorry to hear that. MY ride is a mechanical masterpiece of design, belching environment-friendly black smoke and laden with practical things like rear view mirrors. Does your cat have a rear view mirror? You want to try to drill a hole in its head to attach one? Good luck!
3. Engineering.
There is nothing more fun in WoW than what the engineering profession can whip up, and gnomes are all over engineering like a fat kid on a twinkie. Mechanical squirrel? Scopes? Dragonling guardians? Shrink rays? DEATH RAYS? THE EPIC FLYING HELIJET? THE FREAKIN’ BATTLE CHICKEN OF DOOM!?! Oh, you can go back to your leatherworking now. I hear you can make drums now. That’s nice. Be great if you ever break into that band you and your dwarf buddies keep talking about.
4. Inflicting humiliation.
Getting killed in PvP is never fun, but when you’re slaughtered by a munchkin with a tiny pair of stabby knives… that is humiliation that never goes away. Or how about when the highest damage dealer is under three feet tall? Or if you have to get on your knees and beg an epic’d gnome to gift you with a little bread and water? They have an unkind word for people like you in prison, pal. Just call us gnomes your “daddy”.
5. Toshley’s Station.
Ever since gnomes went ahead and nuked their home city rather than let it fall prey to level 30 mobs (which, by the way, shows our strength of will and insanity), we gnomes have been on the lookout for a new place to call home. When Outland opened back up, we found it — Toshley’s Station. It’s nothing huge, just a last ditch defense on the border of a hostile frontier, but there’s ten kinds of awesome in this place. You want gnome snipers staving off wave after wave of bug attacks? Gnome devices freely handed out for you to experiment with? A catapult to send you to other areas on the map? A teleporter to heaven? Here ya go!
6. The racials.
Sure, gnomes don’t get racials to heal themselves, silence magic casters, stun enemies in a circle around them, or — and the loss of this really stings — be able to find TREASURE on your MAP, but be ye not hasty in discounting the gifts we are given! +5% INT is a boon to the gnome mages and warlocks, which comprise a majority of the gnome players out there. We get a bit of arcane resistance (yawn), and a nifty 15-point bump in engineering. With the engineering skill boost, our battle pets (who scale according to the players level AND the player’s engineering level) are stronger than any other engineer’s. Finally, no one can slow down a gnome — with “Escape Artist”, we get an instant cast root/slow cleanser that keeps us moving away from those pesky mages or druids.
7. Hands down, the best avatar choices in the game.
People whine and moan about how little variety there is in WoW’s character creator options, and for the most part this is true — except when it comes to gnomes. Gnome males get a huge variety of stellar-looking facial hair options, and gnome females are all over crazy ponytails, bobs and sweeping hairstyles. Plus, why would you want a character with brown, dark green, or sandy yellow hair when you could whip up a gnome with pink or blue highlights?
8. The emotes.
/dance. /silly. /flirt. /rude. Every emote that erupts from a gnome is scientifically proven to be 100% cuter and superior to the other races.  “I apologize profusely for any inconvenience my murderous rampage may have caused.”
9. You can get away with murder. Literally.
Did that orc warrior pull before your casters were ready? Did that human paladin bubble to safety while letting the rest of your group die? It’s time for a little kicking of the butts, mon frier! Yet as a gnome, I’ve found I can get away with practically anything, as long as I do it in the mischievous spirit that the gnome aura fosters.  How can you possibly get mad at an adorable bouncing midget who’s clearly having the time of their life tagging a couple dozen mobs to come stampeding down the corridor toward your group? Can you blame a gnome for deciding that in the middle of a boss fight is the best time to experiment if that poultryizer works or not? I think not!
10. Conformity is for morons.Â
You’re a night elf hunter? An undead shadow priest? A dirty ninja of a rogue? A blood elf pally? Congrats. You’re as unique as a grain of salt in a shaker. You’re just one of a hundred thousand sellouts that delude themselves about the special nature of their character, while in fact you’ve joined an army of clones.
Me? I’ll be over here doing something different than the rest of you. Marching to the own beat of my techno drum. Making my fellow citizens into radioactive lepers. Living up life close down to the ground. I’m sexy. I’m frisky. And I’m a gnome, baby!
Eric said,
December 18, 2007 at 9:13 pm
I have to agree completely. I hear a lot of crap in my guild (all good natured of course). I know they are all just envious that they can’t be gnomes too. 🙂
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Kaos said,
December 18, 2007 at 9:26 pm
I’m gunna make a gnome now,even though i’m horde. lol
Roberto said,
December 18, 2007 at 10:02 pm
I love you man. Seriously, if i wasn’t terrible at writing I could of written this myself. I love you! Please, let me give you money. And sex.
Irk said,
December 18, 2007 at 10:11 pm
word.
Obregaard said,
December 18, 2007 at 10:41 pm
Ack, I’ll tell ya why I hate Gnomes. There’s only one race in all of Azeroth that’s got claim to this burnin’ hatred. We Dwarves. Ye wee little runts go and blow up yer own bloody city ’cause yer Grand Mega-tinker, torker, ticker… wha’ever the little baldie bugger’s name is couldn’a handle some measly, flea-bitten troggs. And then what do you do? Ye come and take up residence in mah lovely home of Ironforge!
Always havin’ ta sidestep around ya little weirdos is a pain even for us Dwarves. All the humans and elves have ta deal wih is yer shoulders bumpin’ into their knees, but we Dwarves have to take a hit straight to the fruit basket!
It’s like the Titans spent all their time lovingly crafting us Dwarves to the note of perfection that we are and when they were done, they noticed they had all these leftover scraps and decided to make Gnomes. If ya ask me, we woulda been better off if they decided to make extra rats wih them scraps!
– Obregaard (Professional Gnome-hater)
Pemm said,
December 19, 2007 at 1:09 am
This is exactly why I love gnomes and intend to have one when I finally mosey over to make my first serious Alli toon.
Props to you, man. Props to you.
Sandy said,
December 19, 2007 at 1:23 am
Amen! Gnomes Rule!!!
landrover said,
December 19, 2007 at 1:39 am
“Me? I’ll be over here doing something different than the rest of you. ”
I hate to tell you this, but gnomes are hardly in the minority. I’d hazzard a guess that gnomes form one of the higher populations in the game.
And no, I don’t hate gnomes. You make good barstools.
(Kidding)
chris
Oilof said,
December 19, 2007 at 2:43 am
…Have my gnome babies please.
anonymous said,
December 19, 2007 at 3:29 am
Yes, I agree, gnome warlocks are incredibly unique. It’s not like 90% of the alliance warlocks are gnomes.
Sasi said,
December 19, 2007 at 10:43 am
This is why i like eating gnomes 🙂
Me like gnomes – me eat gnomes
Horde FTW –
Undead warrior here
Pardon me – am not here to start a fued – but just dropping a line
On the serious note – are u free for Dinner ?
Gothic said,
December 19, 2007 at 10:45 am
Lol!
This is good.
I’ve been playing BE Warlock since the BC came out. Now considering of creating a gnome something, just because they are so small and, khrm, insiginicant.
Tom said,
December 19, 2007 at 11:06 am
I love gnomes……
they taste great.
Koji Oe said,
December 19, 2007 at 11:08 am
STOP BOYCOTTING AV. I WANT MY HONOR.
frost mage said,
December 19, 2007 at 1:38 pm
Gnomes.
Can’t.
Heal.
‘Til this is addressed by bliz, gnomes are teh suk.
Neil said,
December 19, 2007 at 1:41 pm
Heh, this post makes me actually want to reinstall WoW and start playing again just to try being a Gnome! – if only I had the free time.
205Rebel said,
December 19, 2007 at 2:07 pm
hey nightelf is the way to go
Slysprocket said,
December 19, 2007 at 3:43 pm
Thanks for reminding me why we rock so much. Engineering 4 life! ( shoots Gnomish Death Ray in the air )
Fricka said,
December 19, 2007 at 4:01 pm
Gnomes are great.
For football. http://preview.tinyurl.com/2cda53 😉
Oz said,
December 19, 2007 at 4:12 pm
I have to agree most heartily with you. Although my main is not of the gnomish variety, I do have an alt gnome warrior that I play when the mood strikes. And I find that my playstyle changes the second I log into my little Tonka tank. Although I am not a role player, I find myself playing the gnome to the hilt.
Great post!!
Adam said,
December 19, 2007 at 4:38 pm
“Yes, I agree, gnome warlocks are incredibly unique. It’s not like 90% of the alliance warlocks are gnomes.”
Just more gnome hate 🙂
Gnomes for Life!!! GFL!
kibblesbits said,
December 19, 2007 at 5:58 pm
I got to see life thru the eyes of a gnome recently, and boy was it tough. I couldn’t see quests! I couldn’t see people! Just knees! Knees everywhere! My big ole Tauren self was completely lost and useless, unable to find the simplest bunch of herbs that towered over her wee little head.
Longest half hour of my bovine life, I tell ya.
Nim said,
December 19, 2007 at 6:54 pm
I’d pick a gnome, too…. outta my cleft Tauren hoof. Why would you want to play a class that can pass underneath wagons, through those stupid otherwise-useless arches in Ironforge, and practically disappear in pvp sans talent or racials?
Phaw. Give me a race that can’t hide. One that gets stuck in doorways until elevators come and kill them if they’re too slow to dismount, one that covers the quest giver when we stand too close, and please! one whose dance is an internet meme long since yawned away.
I’m just big-boned.
lol, all in jest!
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gnomeirl said,
December 19, 2007 at 8:04 pm
Holy smokes, a gnome lover! Woot!
lomenar said,
December 19, 2007 at 8:14 pm
Oh my. I laughed so hard when I read this. This is awesome, and hilarious! 😀 Never played gnome myself, not for real anyway, but usually the best players (at least on my server) play gnomes. Must be because of the great feeling of brutally slaying a tauren in PvP. That a little thing can be so powerful. The Taurens doesn’t stand a chance. 😉
Jim Moreno said,
December 19, 2007 at 8:34 pm
Brilliant! (and posted – http://wow.warcry.com/news/view/80101-Gnome-Nostalgia)
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Faeldray said,
December 19, 2007 at 11:26 pm
If I could be a hunter as a Gnome, I so would. She’d have her little knives and little gun and a big a$$ beast at her side ready to kill everything. Imagine being pwned by that!
Alandar said,
December 20, 2007 at 11:21 am
Amen.
xchimera said,
December 20, 2007 at 2:01 pm
some of the things written here could might as well be for any race with a bit of changes, and no i ain’t talking about big changes just the race name and so on. i hate gnomes and yes i could get mad at a gnome if they decided to whipe an entire raid. luckily im horde though so ill just kill them instead! 😛
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Ivan Longshanks said,
December 21, 2007 at 1:01 pm
as this website will clearly show, gnomes arent the minority, trolls are mon, then the dwarfs aiy, then what seems to everyones favourite midgets gnomes (btw gnomes are now officially cool as wee-man (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3En1M4SNn98)
but i am a tauren man with a bad case of mad cow disease, but now i wanna try a gnomw mage.
peace out
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Hreffiez said,
December 21, 2007 at 3:25 pm
I eat gnomes for breakfast? Why? Because i’m tall, Their not, I can step on them and it will instantly kill them. I’m not a gnome hater, But the point is that gnomes have alot of flaws.. More flaws than great things? I dunno. No one will ever know.. ;D
eiranai said,
December 21, 2007 at 5:04 pm
I want a gnome druid. Mini bear!
superdog said,
December 22, 2007 at 6:12 pm
aye, i agree with the guy gnomes fricken pwn i have 10 characters all gnomes. my main is superdog on madoran pst me. =] GNOMES FOR LIFE!!!!!!
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superdog said,
December 22, 2007 at 6:15 pm
1 More question. Whats better gnomish engineer or goblin engineer?
Checo said,
December 27, 2007 at 6:47 am
Gnomes are great man they rule the world of warcraft And i love my mage gnome XD
Thx
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yunk said,
January 8, 2008 at 9:08 pm
I love gnomes, but pretty much stick to Horde. Oh i wish I could be a gnome on the horde side, why not? They are not really part of the Alliance. Gnome hunters would rock. They don’t need no stinkin healin classes.
Stupid Blizzard took away my orphan whistle during a “fix” to make quest items disappear after an amount of time, so now I can’t run around with my human minion, so Yunk doesn’t get played anymore 😦 Not that he was very useful: http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d175/chrisb71/sucbus09_tank.jpg
Once I sicced my immaculate “Metrognomes” on my nemesis. She died from fabulousness!
Pike said,
January 12, 2008 at 12:48 pm
My main is a night elf hunter… cause it was my very first character in the game and I had no idea it was so overplayed… XD It’s really sort of embarrassing, but meh. At least I’m an actual girl playing my female night elf hunter, that makes me just a little unique, right?
I love gnomes to death though, if only they could be hunters… I’d roll them all the time.
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Dhan said,
January 20, 2008 at 6:19 pm
Here! Here!
I am all for taking advantage of the general mis-conception that Gnomes are bar snacks.
I play a Gnome Lock. She has a sweet-as-candy appearance with those bouncy little pom-poms on her head and a silly little giggle that truly makes me laugh out loud. When she stops to bust a Macarena groove in SW Trade District she is often able to garner a laugh from someone – but is nearly ~always~ able to start a general chat discussion on the uselessness of Gnomes. So seriously – who wouldn’t want to eat her up? Even I do.
In WOW as with everything else in life you gotta use what you got. As I am being tossed in the air – looking like a colorful little beach ball – I am still casting devastating dots and cackling maniacally as my felhunter sucks your magic dry…
After all it is smart to have fun. My intellect bonus tells me so.
Gnomies for Life!
Thanks for the post – Truly! Enjoyable!
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Kaiden said,
January 27, 2008 at 7:12 pm
although i love gnomes there is one reason that they suck, there choice of class isnt as varied, i would love a gnome druid, rabbit tank, chicken DPS and rat travel form :D, but over all nothing compares to the supior gnomes!!!
Mortlance said,
February 12, 2008 at 11:36 am
Im a level 27 undead warrior who has recently found the EXPLOSIVE delights of engineering. After much tinkering, and killing myself with TNT a few times, I think mabey its time to try out the race that invented engineering.
zerty said,
March 2, 2008 at 10:42 am
Gnomes
Were walking proud and we’re walking small
We’re seeing the world from 3 foot tall
Cause we’re gnomes
And it sure is good to be a gnome!
We’re huggable and cute to see
But we keep saying we fierce as can be
Cause we’re gnomes
And someday we goanna make it back home!
We dance with style and rhythm too
And when were happy we bounce around you
Cause we’re gnomes
And someday we’re goanna make it back home!
Gnomes rock! 10 reasons why. said,
March 10, 2008 at 9:41 pm
[…] Here is 10 reasons why Gnomes rock: Ever since the launch of World of Warcraft, it’s been the fashionable trend to engage, from time to time, in a healthy bout of gnome-bashing. The shield of tolerance does not cover Azeroth’s smallest intelligent race, as talk of gnome punting, consuming gnomes, and hollowing out gnomes to use as candle holders continues even to this day. Let’s face it: so many, many people despise gnomes. Good. I’m glad. These people will die in a fire that my little 2-foot-tall gnome creates with only an effort of the will, writhing in pain and itching before the merciful end arrives. As you can tell, I’m a gnome lover. As much as others hate the little fellas, I’m a staunch supporter of all things gnome. My main’s a gnome warlock, who has a 390 in gnomish engineering, and often times I’m the only short stuff in a given raid. Perfect. That’s the way I like it. So today, instead of spreading spittle-fueled ignorant hatred toward THE GREATEST ALLIANCE RACE THAT MIGHT AS WELL BE THEIR OWN FACTION, FOR HOW AWESOME THEY ARE, I’m going to rectify past ills by posting a list of 10 reasons why gnomes simply rock. 1. It’s awesome to root for the underdog. People love underdogs, cheering them on to win out over superior odds, and what race fits that profile more than gnomes? The more you hate on gnomes, the more underdoggish they become (”If you strike me down, I shall come back stronger yet a bit more ghostly.”). Nobody expects gnomes to be anything other than Santa’s elves, tinkering away at advanced toys… so when a daring gnome adventurer goes toe-to-toe with Illidan himself, it’s a triumph of the little guy over the many Goliaths in WoW. 2. The mounts… oh, the mounts! Oh, you have a pony? A goat, er, ram? A cute widdle kiddy cat? Dumbo? Sorry to hear that. MY ride is a mechanical masterpiece of design, belching environment-friendly black smoke and laden with practical things like rear view mirrors. Does your cat have a rear view mirror? You want to try to drill a hole in its head to attach one? Good luck! 3. Engineering. There is nothing more fun in WoW than what the engineering profession can whip up, and gnomes are all over engineering like a fat kid on a twinkie. Mechanical squirrel? Scopes? Dragonling guardians? Shrink rays? DEATH RAYS? THE EPIC FLYING HELIJET? THE FREAKIN’ BATTLE CHICKEN OF DOOM!?! Oh, you can go back to your leatherworking now. I hear you can make drums now. That’s nice. Be great if you ever break into that band you and your dwarf buddies keep talking about. 4. Inflicting humiliation. Getting killed in PvP is never fun, but when you’re slaughtered by a munchkin with a tiny pair of stabby knives… that is humiliation that never goes away. Or how about when the highest damage dealer is under three feet tall? Or if you have to get on your knees and beg an epic’d gnome to gift you with a little bread and water? They have an unkind word for people like you in prison, pal. Just call us gnomes your “daddy”. 5. Toshley’s Station. Ever since gnomes went ahead and nuked their home city rather than let it fall prey to level 30 mobs (which, by the way, shows our strength of will and insanity), we gnomes have been on the lookout for a new place to call home. When Outland opened back up, we found it — Toshley’s Station. It’s nothing huge, just a last ditch defense on the border of a hostile frontier, but there’s ten kinds of awesome in this place. You want gnome snipers staving off wave after wave of bug attacks? Gnome devices freely handed out for you to experiment with? A catapult to send you to other areas on the map? A teleporter to heaven? Here ya go! 6. The racials. Sure, gnomes don’t get racials to heal themselves, silence magic casters, stun enemies in a circle around them, or — and the loss of this really stings — be able to find TREASURE on your MAP, but be ye not hasty in discounting the gifts we are given! +5% INT is a boon to the gnome mages and warlocks, which comprise a majority of the gnome players out there. We get a bit of arcane resistance (yawn), and a nifty 15-point bump in engineering. With the engineering skill boost, our battle pets (who scale according to the players level AND the player’s engineering level) are stronger than any other engineer’s. Finally, no one can slow down a gnome — with “Escape Artist”, we get an instant cast root/slow cleanser that keeps us moving away from those pesky mages or druids. 7. Hands down, the best avatar choices in the game. People whine and moan about how little variety there is in WoW’s character creator options, and for the most part this is true — except when it comes to gnomes. Gnome males get a huge variety of stellar-looking facial hair options, and gnome females are all over crazy ponytails, bobs and sweeping hairstyles. Plus, why would you want a character with brown, dark green, or sandy yellow hair when you could whip up a gnome with pink or blue highlights? 8. The emotes. /dance. /silly. /flirt. /rude. Every emote that erupts from a gnome is scientifically proven to be 100% cuter and superior to the other races. “I apologize profusely for any inconvenience my murderous rampage may have caused.” 9. You can get away with murder. Literally. Did that orc warrior pull before your casters were ready? Did that human paladin bubble to safety while letting the rest of your group die? It’s time for a little kicking of the butts, mon frier! Yet as a gnome, I’ve found I can get away with practically anything, as long as I do it in the mischievous spirit that the gnome aura fosters. How can you possibly get mad at an adorable bouncing midget who’s clearly having the time of their life tagging a couple dozen mobs to come stampeding down the corridor toward your group? Can you blame a gnome for deciding that in the middle of a boss fight is the best time to experiment if that poultryizer works or not? I think not! 10. Conformity is for morons. You’re a night elf hunter? An undead shadow priest? A dirty ninja of a rogue? A blood elf pally? Congrats. You’re as unique as a grain of salt in a shaker. You’re just one of a hundred thousand sellouts that delude themselves about the special nature of their character, while in fact you’ve joined an army of clones. Me? I’ll be over here doing something different than the rest of you. Marching to the own beat of my techno drum. Making my fellow citizens into radioactive lepers. Living up life close down to the ground. I’m sexy. I’m frisky. And I’m a gnome, baby! Credits: Gnomes rock! 10 reasons why. « Time Well Wasted […]
Kero said,
March 10, 2008 at 9:53 pm
This is epic
gnome said,
March 15, 2008 at 10:13 am
thank you for your info.
Jared E said,
March 23, 2008 at 7:25 pm
Gnomes cant heal because blizzard doesnt want gnomes to isolate themselves from the rest of the faction. if they gave us one healer all gnome raiding guilds would pop up everywhere
Ben Dover said,
April 5, 2008 at 12:36 am
Why for the love of the gam are there GNO gnomes in the preview videos at ALL !?
Tynyir said,
July 18, 2008 at 6:49 am
I am known on my server as the gnome lover. Although I have not been able to play a gnome past lvl 20 I just love gnomes! I group with gnomes when ever I can and am more than happy to help the cuties out. My husband is a gnome warlock and I run everywhere with him. So to sum it up.. I love gnomes I just wish I could manage to play one past twenty and if ever they have a chance to get their home back I will be there fighting by their sides!
Good luck and well wishes to all!
Harry said,
July 23, 2008 at 9:19 pm
Discovered this recently, awesome writing. Gnomercy!
kala said,
September 9, 2008 at 5:35 pm
lol sweet. just a little while ago i was thinking about how pwnage a fury warr gnome with like 15k hp would be lol. seriously
tauren warrs got nothing on us gnomes…>]
Harry said,
November 2, 2008 at 5:03 am
Funniest thing is when I for some random reason Googled the phrase: “Why does Blizzard hate gnomes?”, I got to this posting again. Tell us more!
fergusonfinn said,
February 11, 2009 at 2:20 am
It’s true–we just have to be bigger than them (so to speak). Their dislike of Gnomes is really just fear–they’re afraid how much they love us. 🙂